Top 10 Reasons to be an Episcopalian*

• 10. No snake handling.
• 9. You can believe in dinosaurs.
• 8. Male and female God created them; male and female we ordain them.
• 7. You don't have to check your brains at the door.
• 6. Pew aerobics.
• 5. Church year is color-coded.
• 4. Free wine on Sunday.
• 3. All of the pageantry - none of the guilt.
• 2. You don't have to know how to swim to get baptized.
• And the Number One reason to be an Episcopalian:
• 1. No matter what you believe, there's bound to be at least one other Episcopalian
  who agrees with you!
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• *From comedian Robin Williams, who is an Episcopalian